The Lightphone 3 and what it feels like leaving it all behind me

Navin R. Johnson:

Well I’m gonna go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you. I don’t need anything. Except this.

[picks up a GPS app]

And that’s the only thing I need is this. I don’t need this or this. Just this GPS app… And this music app. — The GPS app and the music app and that’s all I need… And this podcast app. — The GPS app, the music app, and the podcast app, and that’s all I need… And these ear buds. — The GPS app, and these ear buds, and the podcast app, and the music app… And this notes app. — The GPS app, this music app, and the podcast app, and the notes app, and that’s all I need. And that’s all I need too. I don’t need one other thing, not one… I need this. — The music app and the hotspot, and the podcast app, and the ear buds for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I’m some kind of a jerk or something! — And this. That’s all I need.

[walking outside]

The GPS app, the podcast app, the music app, and this stock market investing app, and the hotspot.

[outside now]

And I don’t need one other thing, except my dog.

[Shithead growls at him]

I don’t need my dog.